Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Okay, so listen up, dummy. The joke is that the person starts off all innocent, saying they have a dream, like Martin Luther King Jr. or something. But then BAM! They hit you with the real dream – for their mom to shut her trap. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda rude, which makes it even funnier. Some people like you have mommy issues.
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Ashlynn
lol