Whats jokes
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.