What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Whats Jokes
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
