Whats jokes
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.