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What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
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What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"