Whats jokes
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.