Whats jokes
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.