What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
