Whats jokes
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.