Whats jokes
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What is mad cow disease?
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!