Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What is smegma name?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."