Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.