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Little Johnny is in class one day, and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says, "What's so funny?" He said, "I can see your bra strap." The teacher says, "Don't come back to class for a week," so he gets up and walks out. A few minutes later, little Billy starts laughing, and she asks, "What's funny now?" Little Billy said, "I can see both of your bra straps." The teacher says, "Get out of my classroom for a month." So little Billy got pissed, he walked out and slammed the door. This scared the teacher, and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up, then she stood back up, and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked, "Where do you think you're going?" He said, "Well, teach, after what I saw, I'm done with school for a lifetime."
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."