Whats jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."