What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Whats Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
