Whats jokes
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.