Whats jokes
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.