Whats jokes
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.