Whats jokes
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?