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What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
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What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.