Whats jokes
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."