Whats jokes
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?