Whats jokes
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.