Whats jokes
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?