Whats jokes
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...