Whats jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?