Whats jokes
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...