Whats jokes
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.