Whats jokes
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."