Whats jokes
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).