Whats jokes
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.