What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Whats Jokes
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
