Whats jokes
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL