Whats jokes
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."