Whats jokes
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"