Whats jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.