What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Whats Jokes
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
