Whats jokes

What is heavy forward but not backward?

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast food!

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

What is long and hard and is full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.