What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
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What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
