Whats jokes
What gun isnβt allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Whatβs the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Whatβs the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What canβt a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.