Whats jokes
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.