Whats jokes
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.