Whats jokes
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."