Whats jokes
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!