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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car.

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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    • What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

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    • So, a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital, and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on.

    Doctor: "So, your wife, she is paralyzed from the neck down."

    And as the doctor goes on, he says all the things the man must do for her, like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says, "Why, WHY ME!"

    Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the man's ear and says, "I'm just fuckin' with you, she's DEAD!"

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    • What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...

    You get to meet Chris Hansen!

    So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

    What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...

    Your penis!