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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

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    • Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

    A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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    • What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

    What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

    One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

    What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

    Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

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