Whats jokes
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What game did knights play most often?
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.