Whats jokes
What’s brown?
Idk.
What is Jay?
Phat.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!