Whats jokes
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"