Whats jokes
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.