Whats jokes
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!