What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Whats Jokes
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! đđ¤
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Whatâs one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy thatâs straight!
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
What dog canât see a dog thatâs blind?
What is yellow?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What is your address?
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses canât talk.
What is the address?
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they canât press play.
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.