Whats jokes
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Kid: What is between mom's legs?
Dad: Paradise.
Kid: What's between your legs?
Dad: The key to paradise.
Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.