Whats jokes
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.