Whats jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.