Whats jokes
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite!
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: I hate your hair color, though.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch!
Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!