Whats jokes
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.