Whats Jokes

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?

A shit.

What did the cow say to the other?

"Cheese!"

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The location of the Dirtbag.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?

A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

What do the mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?

Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?

Ling Ling: Truth.

Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?

Ling Ling: Dare.

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

What do you call an orphan? Batman.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.