Whats jokes
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What is your address?
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What is the address?
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What?
What picture is that?
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.