Whats jokes
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! đđ¤
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Whatâs one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy thatâs straight!
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
What dog canât see a dog thatâs blind?
What is yellow?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What is your address?