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Whats Jokes

Rampage

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

Windmill

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

Brick

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

Baby

What is the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when I cut onions.

Baby

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

Difference

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?

A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.

Time

What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!

Difference

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Food

What is you main food?

Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.

Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.

Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.