Whats jokes
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad." The father says, "Good bye Grandad? Why is that?" The daughter says, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, Grandad drops dead.
The father can't believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter's prayers again. She says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn't know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, "God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy." The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn't go home and stays there until midnight. He's very surprised. 'I've cheated death!' he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, "Where have you been?!" and the husband says, "Oh don't ask me any questions, today's been miserable." The wife replies, "Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch..."
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!