Whats jokes
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What is a boyfriend?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒