What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Whats Jokes
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What time eeeeeee?
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.
