Whats jokes
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What's 2+2?
4.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What is a dog?
A pet.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...