What do you call jokes
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.