What do you call jokes
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.