What do you call jokes
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.