What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.