What do you call jokes
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.