What do you call jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.