What do you call jokes
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!