What do you call jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.