What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
