What do you call jokes
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.