What do you call jokes
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.