what do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? a heavy drinker
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
what do you call a kid in a wheelchair
TIMMAHHHH
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096? The Spy Guy!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? Weedle Knievell.
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
What do you call a orange parrot a carrot
What do you call a dog with no legs
It doesn’t matter what you call it it won’t come to you
What do you call a swimming terrorist, a bathbomb
What do you call sweaty tities Humitits
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
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what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs... Matt
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs names
What do you call an aneorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
What do you call a turkey wean it is scared
A chicken
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
