What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb π
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.