What do you call jokes
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.