What do you call jokes
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.