What do you call jokes
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.