What do you call jokes
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.