What do you call jokes
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.