What do you call jokes
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.