What do you call jokes
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!