What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a donkey with no feet?
A horse.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.