What do you call jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.