What do you call jokes

Drug

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.

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  • Cow

    What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

    Beef strokin' off.