What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
