What do you call jokes
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.