What do you call jokes
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!