What do you call jokes
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.