What do you call jokes
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.