What do you call jokes

Dick

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?

A small medium at large.

Cow

What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?

Dead mooves.

Fart

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Mosquito

What do you call a mosquito in your language?

We don't call them, they just come and bite.

Duck

What do you call a retarded duck?

Fuck duck and lick my balls.

Tree

What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.