What do you call jokes
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.