What do you call jokes
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.