What do you call jokes
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.