What do you call jokes

Orphan

What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

Baby

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

State

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.