What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.