What do you call jokes
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.