What do you call jokes
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.