What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
