What do you call jokes

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.

What do you call a simp, Adrian?

What do you call a skeleton's erection?

A boner.

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.

But if you're vegan, you call him food.

If you're poor, you eat the skin.

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!

What do you call a three-legged cow?

Disabled.

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)

What do you call a person?

A person.

What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!

What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?

As fat as Ben Dingley.

What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha

What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?

At home.