What do you call jokes
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?