What do you call jokes

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?

Mom: Shit, I don't know...

Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Dad: That's my boy's!!!

Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?

Answer: An Investigator

What do you call a special needs army?

The special forces.

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.

What do you call a fish that has a dick?

Moby Dickkkkk!

What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...

What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!

What do you call a black hole?

Butt hole.

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.

What do you call a simp, Adrian?

What do you call a skeleton's erection?

A boner.

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.

But if you're vegan, you call him food.

If you're poor, you eat the skin.

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?